Definitions by UrbanTony
Beefeater
A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.
bonkfest
A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.
Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.
cunt dracula
cunt dracula by UrbanTony February 28, 2009