Definitions by UrbanTony

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

bonkfest 

A torrid session of sexual intercourse. When two sex starved people get together and can not seem to have enough sex.

Renee and I had not seen each other in a long time, but when we got together it was a real bonkfest.

bonkfest by UrbanTony October 19, 2009

cunt dracula 

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

cunt dracula by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

Feliz Navidad 

Spanish for Merry Christmas.

Feliz Navidad, Amigo.

Feliz Navidad by UrbanTony December 24, 2008