Beleaver 

An irishman who is a believer but doesn't have his spell check on

I'm a firm beleaver in attention to detail

Beleaver by Corcaighlike May 7, 2018

Beleafer 

A person who is an obsessive fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. They are die hards who would drag their genitals through 5 miles of rosebushes just to touch the sweat stains of Dion Phaneuf's jersey. Very cocky and overestimate the actual talent of the Leafs.

Billy: OH SHIT THE LEAFS JUST SCORED WOOOOOOH! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!

Debbie: Bro, it's still the first round of the playoffs. You're such a beleafer.

Billy: Fuck you, Debbie.

Beleafer by Garry McThundergootch May 13, 2013

Beeleaver 

One who has faith that the bees will eventually leave on their own, and so leaves them alone and does nothing about the issue of bees taking over their property.

Boy 1: Oww! I just got stung again! How come I get stung every time I'm over here!?!?!

Boy 2: Sorry man, my dads a goddamn beeleaver

Beeleaver by meatdrapes.25 November 24, 2011

bleaver fleaver 

After a girl holds a baby and wants some dude to impregnate her.

My wife just held my friends baby, now her bleaver fleaver is kicking in and won’t stop trying to fuck me.

bleaver fleaver by Babyglum October 2, 2020

beleave 

Suspending belief to accommodate disbelief.

I beleave you can find a face joined to a book, strange reality indeed!

beleave by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008