Beehiving 

Any type of personal or public document such as a resume, article, etc. that contains more buzz words than clear information in order to sound more impressive or fluff a word count.

"Have you seen how long Ben's resume is?"
"Yeah, but he's mostly just beehiving"

Beehiving by Babooj November 13, 2021

beesgiving 

The event in which you celebrate Bees.
Often celebrated by rubbing Bee's head, singing bobo scrobo song, and doing the dobo dance.

Can also be a name used to describe bees.

Beesgiving!

beesgiving by s.raad December 29, 2008

silly behaving 

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise, but nonetheless an engaged in an activity that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly behaving troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

silly behaving by Uncle Dimma November 7, 2012

Beetising Off 

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

Beetising Off by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

Behaving British by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016

Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

Behaving British by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016

Bee-hiving 

The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.

1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.

The Process...

Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.

Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"

Bee-hiving by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010