(Alternatively: Fabophile)
1. One who has a
strong fondness or preference for
beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the
actor Sean Bean.
It's the
mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "
Beans,
beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true