Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

jeanophile

(n) People absolutely and completely addicted to denim. Often found browsing the newest Japanese and Italian brands sewn on vintage selvedge looms, and participating in fashion and denim centered communities, such as Superfuture where they discuss the intricacies of selvedge, indigo dyes, cotton quality, weight, and cut.

These people are most often engaged with their raw (untreated) denim, spending hundreds of dollars on a single pair to wear relentlessly for multiple months and no washes to achieve the desired look.

If you can name a brand, these people look down on it. Diesel? Rock and Republic? Seven for all mankind? True Religion? Jeanophiles wouldn't be caught dead with them. APC, Dior Homme 19cm, Dry Bones, Samurai, 45RPM, Flat Head, and Studio D'Artisan are more their type.

Guy 1: Jeez, man, why don't you wash those things already?
Guy 2: Naw, I'm only three months in on these. I'm not about to fuck up the fades.
Guy 1: What a jeanophile.

by Anawn July 13, 2009

Beanophillia

noun
1. a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or child is sexually attracted to a bean of any type

"why is he touching a bean like that, is he a beanophillia?"

by Expremo Michael Cockus October 30, 2022

breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it

That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile

by Joe Busey August 22, 2009

Benophilia

The act of being attracted to a dead body, in a grieving sense.

I once knew a friend who had benophilia, and he constantly looked at pictures of his dead girlfriend’s corpse.

by sorbreoz October 5, 2020

Breadophile

A person who has great love for bread

I'm a proud breadophile

by Air~Say May 27, 2021