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Bedwarmer 

Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.
I got a new job as a Bedwarmer.
Bedwarmer by Standingsarah44 August 7, 2022
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Bedwarmer 

A hot-air fart that warms your body and bed as it escapes.
I love to eat turkey chili in the winter. The chili gets me warm as it goes down, and causes bedwarmers that keep me toasty when I sleep.
Bedwarmer by jeweleesa July 9, 2020

Bedwarmer 

An insulting word meaning a woman/man who lays in the bed of someone else after having sex.

You can use it and if the person isn't smart, they'll think its a cute little name.
John: I love you bedwarmer.
Jane: Awww, thanks boo!
Bedwarmer by LovelyLadyOftheMoon January 16, 2011

polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

scottish bedwarmer 

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

Bedwarsbros 

The best bed wars team around, consisting of Tjrex8u and Tjross1x. They have a tik tok that is growing at a consistent rate and I don’t think there is on team powerful enough to stop them. Tjrex8u plays on a trackpad which is very hard to do, trust me I have tried. Tjross1x is the teamate who has been killed by Tjrex8u multiple times in videos even though they are teammates, but still seems to come out on top
Bedwarsbros are the best bed wars tik tokers!

Bed warmer 

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.
Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?
Bed warmer by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012