bewarmers 

The shittest football page on instagram. Thinks salah is the goat and would love to suck him off.

You’re commenting as much shit as bewarmers

bewarmers by bewarmers August 12, 2018

Bearders Remorse 

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

Bearders Remorse by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed

YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

polish bedwarmer by lokis little helper August 25, 2011

beamers 

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

beamers by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008

scottish bedwarmer 

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

scottish bedwarmer by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Bedwarmer 

Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.

I got a new job as a Bedwarmer.

Bedwarmer by Standingsarah44 August 7, 2022

Bedwarmer 

A hot-air fart that warms your body and bed as it escapes.

I love to eat turkey chili in the winter. The chili gets me warm as it goes down, and causes bedwarmers that keep me toasty when I sleep.

Bedwarmer by jeweleesa July 9, 2020