Bedwarmer

Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.
I got a new job as a Bedwarmer.
by Standingsarah44 August 07, 2022
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streethouse

Streethouse is a small ex mining town with a population of not working working class. A very proud breed of people all very much related to each other. It's not a place anyone unrelated to the locals should ever visit. Its difficult to navigate with few exits. Crime is rife, money is made from theft, with a constant circulation of goods. Children often venture to Crofton where they act out mafia type behaviour, taking energy drinks, from other children using threats of the violence. The village community group intimate and harass anyone from outside the area, often spreading rumours, about shop lifting, washing stealing and window smashing. Its near impossible to be accepted as an outsider. Streethousers are streethousers born and bred. Breeding chickens is the main hobby of residents. The local accent is similar to tge dewsbury moor accent but people do smile in streethouse.
I live in streethouse, it's a village.
by Standingsarah44 February 10, 2021
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