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beltwarmer

Synonymous with muffin top.

This word is used to describe a large sagging abdominal pannus that hangs over the belt/belt loops of pants. The pannus should be so large as to insulate the belt and shield it from the environment.

Commonly seen in overweight people who expose their bare-midriffs or wear tight shirts tucked into their pants.
Connie: why the hell is that lady wearing a belly top! She has a massive beltwarmer!

Tom Fun: Imagine how many homeless could be shielded from the cold with that.

Connie: Life just isn't fair.

Tom Fun: There is no god.
beltwarmer by John FitzgibbonsIII February 27, 2008
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polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

scottish bedwarmer 

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

Bedwarmer 

Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.
I got a new job as a Bedwarmer.
Bedwarmer by Standingsarah44 August 7, 2022

bewarmers 

The shittest football page on instagram. Thinks salah is the goat and would love to suck him off.
You’re commenting as much shit as bewarmers
bewarmers by bewarmers August 12, 2018

Bedwarmer 

A hot-air fart that warms your body and bed as it escapes.
I love to eat turkey chili in the winter. The chili gets me warm as it goes down, and causes bedwarmers that keep me toasty when I sleep.
Bedwarmer by jeweleesa July 9, 2020

Bedwarmer 

An insulting word meaning a woman/man who lays in the bed of someone else after having sex.

You can use it and if the person isn't smart, they'll think its a cute little name.
John: I love you bedwarmer.
Jane: Awww, thanks boo!
Bedwarmer by LovelyLadyOftheMoon January 16, 2011