22 definitions by Andrew Briggs

To speak German

To fart.

She's speaking German again.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

squealer

A high pitched fart.

Oh my god, did you hear that squealer??!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

last in line

Last in line for the gang bang, the poor bastard who gets the sloppy mess at the end.

He was last in line for the gang bang!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

kazoo

Another word for ass or butt.

She took it up the kazoo!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004