Hedosexuality 

Being sexually attracted to someone/something while ignoring the parts that one might find unattractive e.g. ignoring the penises of femboys while being attracted to their feminine exterior.

“Thanks to hedosexuality, I won’t get called out for being gay due to my love of femboys.”

Hedosexuality by Mayroman April 11, 2021

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Ho Ho Homosexuality by Circushead June 28, 2006

Pedosexuality 

Something that is used by pedophiles to try and be protected by the umbrella of the LGBT community. It is not, and will never be, a sexuality. It's just a word that sounds less harsh than pedophile and is used in an attempt to hide the fact that it is illegal.

Oh my god, i can't believe john is really trying to say he identifies with pedosexuality.

I know, right? He's so disgusting.

Pedosexuality by xX.Rawr.Xx May 27, 2020

Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

State Enforced Homosexuality by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

homosexuality 

When two people of the same gender love eachother.

There's nothing wrong with it

homosexuality by alijojojooo September 20, 2005

Homosexuality 

1-The number one way to prevent overpopulation

2-Something every teen is accused of

Example 1: being accused
Tim: Richie likes soccer

Rob: What a Faggot
Ricchie: Fuck you soccer is awsome and its called football bitch

Example 2: Homosexuality
Tim: Hey rob now we made so everybody thinks Richies gay
Rob: yeah now nobody will think we're gay
Tim: Wanna have gay sex
Rob: You know i do

Tim: Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Homosexuality by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011