Bedasexual

When you are attracted to your bed and your bed only.

“I hear she’s bedasexual” “is that why she never leaves her bed?”

by I’m a short idiot December 11, 2020

Breadsexual

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

by Sencide April 5, 2022

betasexual

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

by ckmind March 17, 2019

basexual

Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.

Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual

Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.

by Frank Iero Simp January 5, 2021

Beansexual

someone who is attracted to Beans

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual

by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019

Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

breadsexual

A sexual attraction to bread.

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"

by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017