Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

Bedosexual by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

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Beesexual

Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees

Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again

Beesexual by Cabomar February 12, 2021

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bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."

"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."

bederosexual by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010

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Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

Beefsexual by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

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