Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by
Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the
hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I
almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."