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When at the most infinity of horny times, your fuckable good goal a lug around very well lover, entices you with a, fuck me now that I am a mother; someone may inform you later that you basically died in a combat zone.
Shits and giggles broke my friend who was about to bearrr witness in his wife the mother of Jimmy, I had to pull him out the window as his jiss flew into her pussy chute; I think he is gonna be flying fuckless for thirty days and thirty nights.
Bearrr by CallumRekey0 August 12, 2026
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beargreen 

(adjective) 1a. very giftful; 1b. one with nature. 2a. (verb) To give with nature; 2b. To give happiness; 2c. To give comfort. syn: happy, gemütlichkeit, comfort, giftful, nature
She is very beargreen today. Why doesn't Jonathan ever beargreen to Sarah?
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bearer-seek-seek-lest- 

What you are going to hear a lot while playing Dark Souls 2.
*trying to level up*
Shanalotte: "Bearer-seek-seek-lest-"
Player: "SHUT UP"

Paul Bearer 

The former manager of The Undertaker that appeared on WWE programming in the 90s. Paul Bearer played a mortician that had a peculiar pale complexion and high pitched voice. He carried an urn down to ringside that would give the Undertaker "powers" from the dead spirits. Occasionally, Paul Bearer would bring a casket down to the ring for the Undertaker to put his opponent on.
Man, I miss the old school days of the Undertaker when he had Paul Bearer with him!
Paul Bearer by moomoo11 March 4, 2007

bearritory 

Anywhere (but usually U.S. national parks) in which bear warnings are prevalent. This contraction saves time by avoiding the repetition of 'bear territory.'
Park Ranger: You will be camping in prime bearritory, so remember to put your Raven's Revenge in the lockers at night.
bearritory by natsmith69 April 27, 2010

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Beartrapping 

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.
I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!
Beartrapping by Simphd June 23, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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