bearritory

Anywhere (but usually U.S. national parks) in which bear warnings are prevalent. This contraction saves time by avoiding the repetition of 'bear territory.'

Park Ranger: You will be camping in prime bearritory, so remember to put your Raven's Revenge in the lockers at night.

by natsmith69 April 27, 2010

Bearatory 🐻

The area a bear claims to be their own space that they own and rule over by any means.

Jake: Did grizzly man make it to the flight back home?

Stephanie: Naw I guess he was eaten by a bear last night, probably should have been smarter while chillin overnight in a tent unarmed in that bearatory 🐻.

by Thunder13 December 26, 2022

Bearrito

What a hiker/backpacker becomes when a hungry bear encounters them, sleeping in a hammock.

My friend Mr. Bryce met his demise on our backpack trip; unfortunately he became a bearrito as he was sleeping soundly in his hammock.

by Cooldigs May 29, 2019

tearritory

Da section of fabric dat you are allowed to rip along.

I am kinda fumble-fingered, so I prefer to carefully cut pieces of cloth with scissors so as not to accidentally venture into "unauthorized tearritory" --- i.e., separate said woven-threads material in an area where it was supposed to remain intact.

by QuacksO August 13, 2025