Bearnard
A guy named bernard who thinks hes a bear and acts like he would beat the fuck out of anyone but in reality he would get his teeth kicked in
Bearnard by Guacamole Fart July 31, 2020
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bernardino
Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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Barnard Castle
Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020
Bernardi Party
Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.
Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.
Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012
Bernard Madoff
(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013
Bernard128
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Bernard128 by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009
King Bernard
to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
King Bernard by Entorwellian September 16, 2009
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