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Badonkadonk 

Keep your eyes on my badonkadonk-donk
Badonkadonk by Mrmacho May 13, 2017

burning beacon of raw sexuality 

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!

Badonkers 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.
badonkers.
Badonkers by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

The Beacon School 

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school
when somthing is bad and wrong..from the movie Kung Pow!
"Betty has gone too far. Killing is wrong, and bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong. YES, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab."
badong by Lisa April 18, 2004