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An exceptionally large ass that entices black males.
Dang William, that Kelsey sure has a badonk! I'd sure like to jump on that.
badonk by Brian and Opal November 18, 2004

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1. someone who is so lame and does not know what they are doing. a more detailed version of a loser. a name given to people who just gotta stop and prevent themselves from embarrassing what they are doing, hence being called a badonk.
person 1: i think justin bieber loves me...
person 2: wow, just stop you badonk.

p1: im so amazing and pretty.
p2: no you're not. you're just a badonk.
badonk by theunknownofplur May 14, 2011

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Verb. To slap (someone) in the face with your penis.
Dirk was badonked by Derek's emmense manhood.
badonk by C P September 7, 2006

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To hit something with a force on the head.
Yakul: Hammy has pissed me right off
Greg: Just badonk them next time you see 'em.
Yakult: You know what, maybe I will. :)

*Yakult uses a plank of wood to badonk Hammy unconscious*

OR

*Yakult badonks Hammy till his teeth fell out*
Badonk by potato base March 18, 2019

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mmmm... interesting but yet confusing
When you are in hum-drum kinda form and someone is talking and wants you to lay down an opinion on something you just go badonk
badonk by paul brooks March 22, 2004

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multiple defintions - crosses over to a name for one of your buds, something cool, (badonking is a good conjunction)
Lets go badonk! Get up off the badonkin' couch so we can roll to the store for some badonk
badonk by Nick March 26, 2003
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