Badonkulars

A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).

"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"

by BUMBLEBEEEEEE November 1, 2009

badonkulars

a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.

"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"

"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."

by te72 December 15, 2008

badonkulars

binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.

"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"

by Atkins & Bowers November 5, 2008

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

badonkulous

the quality of a female having a rear-end so large and bubbly it makes an OG wanna cry. (combination of "badonkadonk"and "ridiculous"

first block hood: "w3rd suhn shawty was badonkulous! that booty was bangin suhn!"

second block hood: "w3rd ^ yo i tapped her last night shyt WAS badonkulous"

by marva April 25, 2006

badonkulous

the quality and or asset of having a rather large and juicy, quite bubbly and perfect ass-et. So much so that it wanna make a OG wanna cry. or holla. at least thru myspace. Also, "amazing" if it has anything to do with getting booty.

tatis ass is badonkulous. scratch that, her body is badonkulous. then agen, my saturdays with her are badonkulous too.

by mavies April 27, 2006

bedonkulars

special glasses that aid in the discovery and examination of bedonkadonks.

John, pass me the bedonkulars! I'm sensing a great ass in the area!

by haarika March 2, 2011