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badonkey 

awesome, cool, synonymous for "badass"

Pronunciation: "buhh-donkey"
"Chuck Norris is a badonkey"
"That new car is so badonkey"
"Your website is badonkey"
badonkey by Betsy Pickett December 10, 2008

badonkey 

the slang name for any body part.
He has an extremely large badonkey!!
I like big badonkeys and i cannot lie!
Would you like to view my badonkeys?
badonkey by Badonkey master June 12, 2005

Badonkey 

The intense necessity to release fecal matter.

(Having to take a really big poo poo.)
“Wow guys! That Chipotle was so good, now I have to badonkey!”
Badonkey by BriGlockiez May 25, 2023

badonkey punch 

a sex-move that backfired: when you punch a big round rubbery ass so hard that your fist flies back and hits you in the face, leaving a hoof-like imprint over your eyes and nose, or mouth
"Bro what happened to your face - that looks like a hoof-print!"

"...aaah, it's a long story."

"you got badonkey punched? amazeballs"
badonkey punch by Cpt Badonk January 22, 2013

Badonkers 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.
badonkers.
Badonkers by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this