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A cone shaped, small, herbal cigarette rolled in a special leaf. Sold in odd bundles throughout Okinawa.
"What the hell is that you're smokin' on? Don't be surprised if you faill a piss test smokin' that shit." "Nah man, its a beadie, I got a pack of these on gate 2 street."
Beadie by The Worldly Dude February 8, 2010
a zoot , a joint , a splif , a weed-ciggarette
Hey 'Pac, it's yo' boy
Hey man so far I've been listenin to your album
and I ain't heard nuttin you could kick back and smoke a beadie to
You know?


---basically telling tupac shakur "he hasent herd nothing (a song) on his album that you can smoke a spliif too (music is enjoyed more when high up on weed)
beadie by DAS November 23, 2003

Beadle's fist 

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.
My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!
Beadle's fist by Edgio September 17, 2004
herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.
"dude, no weed? oh well, i brought some beadies"
beadies by lauren August 30, 2003

Beadle Claw 

A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.

The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.

The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
Scott: Neil - that dude is giving you the Beadle Claw in the photo!
Beadle Claw by Pervos September 12, 2005

Beadle-bend 

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"
Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'
Beadle-bend by The great bearded one September 4, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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