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Beadle-bend 

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"
Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'
Beadle-bend by The great bearded one September 4, 2010
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The boy in my english class is such a bendle, he won't stop texting me.
Bendle by E. Laurence March 24, 2008

Bendle bitch 

A cracked out off the hook chick who would do anything for a bag of drugs
That girl is a butler bendle bitch
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026