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Beadle-bend 

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"
Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'
Beadle-bend by The great bearded one September 4, 2010
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The boy in my english class is such a bendle, he won't stop texting me.
Bendle by E. Laurence March 24, 2008

Bendle bitch 

A cracked out off the hook chick who would do anything for a bag of drugs
That girl is a butler bendle bitch