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Person with short, fat, sausage-like fingers.
How big does that pint look in his Beadle hands?!
by Homer J Simpson January 04, 2005
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To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’
"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"
by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006
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Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About
"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."
by Nothingtown December 29, 2016
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A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.
My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!
by john-I February 19, 2004
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Any person, living or dead, who dances and dresses better than you. Generally a smoker of clove cigarettes and drinker of coffee, an intellectual, a gentleman, a scholar and almost definitely out of your league. Always has a highly intelligent, smokin' hottie from Littleton Panel on his arm.

The closest thing to Jesus this side of Heaven.
"That Beadle is some kinda wonderful."

"Don't mess that Beadle, the kids got mad intellect."
by IAMBEADLE September 03, 2008
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To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.
Gutted, now i've got a right beadle. I'll never get rid of these.
by Girry April 23, 2008
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