beadle

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"

by Burro's Dead Nan November 27, 2006

beadle

A term used to describe anything of diminutive size, from the shrivelled, dessicated spazz hand owned by cheeky TV personality Jeremy Beadle. The shit.

My god check out your Beadle penis!
Waaaaaaaaaa! I'm only as god made me!

by john-I February 19, 2004

beadle

To pick up the stack of cards in a game of Shithead leaving you with one big hand and one small.

Gutted, now i've got a right beadle. I'll never get rid of these.

by Girry April 23, 2008

beadle

a Caucasian woman who is unpleasant or offensive to sight; an ugly white chick.

All the Coors Light and caffeine in the world and Billy still wouldn't touch that beadle.

by wyebloc February 24, 2012

beadle

a person who 1 has no friends, n 2who i geeky!

(all u'd need to say is)ha ure beadle! nuff said

by laurie November 27, 2003

beadle

a person(s) who has no friends

your such a beadle

by megan November 23, 2003

Beadle

Someone, when playing a card game, plays a sneaky move/s which turns the tide of the game in their favour.

Likened to the sneaky surprise tactics of Jeremy Beadle in Beadle's About

"Joe Bernard is such a Beadle."

by Nothingtown December 29, 2016