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Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Double Beacher 

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009
A person who, during summer or summer vacation, goes to the beach every single day with no exceptions. To offically be a beachie you must do at least three of the following things:
1. Surf
2. Bodyboard
3. Skate or Longboard
4. Party
5. Grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. Never go to a tanning booth
Hey bro what are you doin this summer??

I'm a beachie what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do, dumbass.
beachie by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) December 18, 2008

Quadruple Beacher 

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.
Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.
When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.
Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.
beacher by Brent Mixon May 6, 2006

Laguna Beacher 

Origins coming from New Albany, IN...a group of kids who try to act like the people from the show Laguna Beach but live no where near a beach. These kids may also try to create problems and so called "drama" for no reason, just so they can pretend they're on the show, or living that lifestyle.
Hey that kid's wearing Hollister and flip flops! He's a Laguna Beacher!

He put "Laguna Beach, CA" as his residence on Myspace! Laguna Beacher!
Laguna Beacher by Miles Ford November 1, 2006