A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a hugecrap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
A person who, during summer or summer vacation, goes to the beach every single day with no exceptions. To offically be a beachie you must do at least three of the following things:
1. Surf
2. Bodyboard
3. Skate or Longboard
4. Party
5. Grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. Never go to a tanning booth
Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.
Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.
Origins coming from New Albany, IN...a group of kids who try to act like the people from the show Laguna Beach but live no where near a beach. These kids may also try to create problems and so called "drama" for no reason, just so they can pretend they're on the show, or living that lifestyle.
Hey that kid's wearing Hollister and flip flops! He's a Laguna Beacher!
He put "Laguna Beach, CA" as his residence on Myspace! Laguna Beacher!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."