1. Out of sheer
boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid
Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and
mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid
Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid
Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a
kid."
"Yeah! Me and the
ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid
Baby and pick up some tampons!"