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Battlecock 

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!
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Battlecock 

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

battle cock

Where one has fucked every whore in town. His cock has been through war with every slut he has fucked, where his cock has battled time and time again with every slut he's shagged! His countless engagement with the hairy clam has earned him the battle cock!
Ted: Did you hear about Ron?

George: No, what happened?

Ted: He has battle cock from all the pussy he's fucked, he was given a medal!
battle cock by detlionfan April 20, 2009

Bottlecock 

When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)

An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.
Bottlecock by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011

Battlefuck 

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.
Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!
Battlefuck by Whirlingd November 3, 2011

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.
Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.
battlelack by Spartans! August 7, 2006
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