battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.

Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.

battlefucked by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

Battlefuck 

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.

Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!

Battlefuck by Whirlingd November 3, 2011

Battlefuck promotion 

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

Battlefuck promotion by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

Battle fucked 

Your car can be battle fucked. After a long night your car smells like battle fuck.

My car is battle fucked.

Battle fucked by Jaquelizze November 2, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019