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Bottlecock 

When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)

An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)
In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.
Bottlecock by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011
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bottlerocketing

When you hold your nut in for a prolonged amount of time and squeeze your penis to the point where the head of your cock is blown off, soaring through the air.
Jerry: Bro, how did that hole in the wall happen?
Tim: Dude, I was bottlerocketing real good last night.
Jerry: Damn bro, how long have you been that nut in??
Tim: Years bro...
bottlerocketing by NightmareFuel13 January 10, 2019

Bottleneck 

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.
Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.
Bottleneck by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

Bottleneck 

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.
Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck
Bottleneck by DonLemar June 7, 2019

Bottleneckin'

For one to drink straight from the bottle while consuming alcoholic beverages, preferably liquor.
"Well, we ran out of cups so it look's like we will need to be Bottleneckin' it tonight."
Bottleneckin' by Skullnbonez May 3, 2010

bottle cock 

The act of drugging a victim with viagra or other ED medications and then hold a bottle on the victims cock until the flaccid penis becomes fully aroused. Now the bottle is stuck on the victims cock much like two dogs fucking, hence the victim becoming a "bottle cock".
That bitch Julie gave him a straight up bottle cock.
bottle cock by DFish1095 June 27, 2008

Bottleneck 

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process
A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind
Bottleneck by NAHA31 October 13, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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