battledork 

A dork that pretends they're very good at playing battledore.

Or

Somebody that says "battledore" instead of "badminton", like a normal person.

Johnny Flyn: hey! Wanna play some battledore?

Jessica: You're such a battledork. You're worse at it than a 5 year old with cerebral palsy and also, it's called "badminton", you fucking idiot.

battledork by ze dutch italian February 12, 2018

battledykes 

A small town in north-east Scotland where every weekend lesbians come from all over Europe to battle to the death. to the victor, a cold salmon roll. Combattants often wear armour such as chainmail, riding helmet or chastity belt, the latter used to stop other lesbians getting a grip of the vag and using it as a handle to claw.

These fights are usually refereed by Bogindollo the great wizardous molestor of the north who uses his ratty sneer and supply of puppies in his car to entice lads to him.
Rumour has it that the area of Battledykes was founder by Bogindollo's father Splinter and his mother April from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bertha and matilda used to be lovers but after an argument about over aggressive bean flicking they decided to settle their differences in Battledykes. Matilda won the deathmatch when she used her patented toe-in-the-hole method and followed it by suffocating Bertha by sitting her varse down on her face.

battledykes by frankthetank24 August 24, 2011

Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."

Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.

Battlegorn by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022

North Battleford 

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.

Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.

North Battleford by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011

battlecorp 

Battlecorp is both an economy-strategy simulation and a tactical military game in which you are leading a powerful Corporation.

Your corporation will thrive through the galaxy, acquiring goods, subsidiary companies, armies and even entire planets. All these resources will help you on your way dominating the galaxy and resisting other quarrelsome corporation’s assaults. You will manage your company through a specifically designed interface which allows you to carry out all the actions you need: buy small businesses (mining moons, security companies, casinos…), buy or sell resources, send troops to the planets you are fighting on for and much more.

Battlecorp, called BC
"I'm playing Battlecorp"

battlecorp by Devilsight June 26, 2006

battlelore

A baddass epic metal band that sings about middle earth. they use a "beauty and the beast" style where their lead vocals alternate between a woman singing and a man growling

Battlelore lyrics:
(Attack of the Orks)
They shall raze your villages, destroy your camps
Rape your cattle and slaughter your wives
Under the darkness they shall arrive
Hear the screams, prepare for war

battlelore by thegrossboy November 4, 2006

Battlecock 

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.

'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!

Battlecock by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011