Bathel
(vb.) To pretend to have read the book under discussion when in fact you've only seen the TV series.
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Happy Evasive Bachelor
A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
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Bohemian Bachelor
Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.
Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.
Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.
Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.
Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
bathed in legitimacy
yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.
bathed in legitimacy by superking2 December 15, 2016
bachelor's salad
You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.
Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.
bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009
bachelieber
Fanbase of Michelle Bachelet, former President of Chile, who will seek a second mandate as President of Chile during the 2013 elections.
Marco Enríquez - "Will you vote Bachelet?
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".
bachelieber by Mauricio G March 29, 2013
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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