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Alfred Bitchcock 

1:a tern of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF's

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Girl 1:Whaddup Alfred Bitchcock!

Girl 2:What you talkin bout' willis?
Alfred Bitchcock by PLATINUM RyDER February 25, 2011

bitchlocks 

Usually in female punk and shaved hairstyles, two pieces of hair left on the side of the head above or in front of the ears.
That chick's hair would look a lot hotter with bitchlocks.
bitchlocks by russiangopher September 27, 2006

bitchcocker 

a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.
" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!
bitchcocker by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009

dicola bitchcock 

that one friend who cant control their bodily functions. they piss and shit themselves relentlessly and always smell like urine. (they have a piss kink)
guy 1: my friend is a total dicola bitchcock

guy 2 : aw man that sucks you should kill yourself

bitchcookies

The act of freaking out over something completely trivial. Most often used within an action containing the words "served", or "dished up".
When she found out her coffee contained cream instead of milk, Sarah served up a big batch of Bitchcookies.

BatchMonkey 

Phil Batchelor: a man with a 20 inch dong.
Whoah, i saw a batchmonkey in the showers today
BatchMonkey by Chris Scott January 14, 2004