Basturea

The most virile man in history. It is a legend among roumanian people. Legend says he fucked 1000 hookers in a year.

Have you heard about BASTUREA?
Yes, my mom told me to wear a chastity belt if I go out in public, ‘cuz he will want to rape me.

by Haveit March 7, 2022

basturma

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

by shavout February 5, 2008

Basturmating

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Basturbate

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008