Bastoni 

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

Bastoni by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

Bostonian Flintlock 

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

Bostonian Flintlock by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

Bartoni 

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.

Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

Bostonista 

A trendy, fashionable girl from Boston. Male form: Fashionisto.

That girl walking down Newbury St with the latest Marc Jacobs bag is such a Bostonista.

Bostonista by Jenny Brewer October 26, 2007

baston 

Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.

Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".

baston by Padraig August 11, 2005

Bostonian Roulette

The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...

A. get out at the correct exit

B. get out within the first revolution.

C. be able to get out at all

D. get out alive

Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.

So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians

My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.

Bostonian Roulette by 04841-Maineiac July 16, 2009

Bantonio Banteras

A man who is good looking, well dressed and possesses the gift that is good Banter. Named after the original Antonio Banderas.

'he's a good looking kid isn't he'
'yeah mate, really funny lad aswell'
'bloody hell nice threads too, triple threat, Bantonio Banteras.'

Bantonio Banteras by Bantonio Valencia January 9, 2014