barstonian 

the language people from barstow, ca speak.

look at the weird barstonians.

barstonian by jon galasso August 18, 2003

Bostonian Flintlock 

When a man is banging a chick doggy style and he takes a dip from his lip and packs it in her butt. He then flips her on her back and uses a match to light her vaginal hair while yelling “Freedom!”

I pulled a Bostonian Flintlock on that chick and now I’m pissed because I don’t have anymore dip!

Bostonian Flintlock by Stephen Roche November 7, 2017

Bostonian Roulette

The act of entering a rotary intersection, gambling that you will...

A. get out at the correct exit

B. get out within the first revolution.

C. be able to get out at all

D. get out alive

Variation on 'Russian Roulette', only losing usually doesn't kill you, but often makes you wish you were dead.

So named for the proponderance of such traffic circles in Eastern Mass. and the notorious driving habits of Bostonians

My commute forces me to play Bostonian Roulette every day.

Bostonian Roulette by 04841-Maineiac July 16, 2009

Brostonian 

A bro from Boston. Generally shouts obnoxious things with a strong accent while wearing an upside down visor and a Red Sox shirt.

Bro 1: Bro, I had some ahhsome brofast this morning down at the South End.
Bro 2: Dude, you're a total Brostonian.

Brostonian by ..'...-=...,.o......`o=^o> December 6, 2009

Bostonian 

A person who comes from, grew up in, or resides in Boston, Massachusetts. (No doubt they will be a huge Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots fan.)

The minute he told me to, "pahk my cah in Hahvahd yahd," I knew he was a Bostonian!

Bostonian by Michelle Koz. September 16, 2006

Fake Bostonian 

Someone who tries to pretend they're from Boston, but aren't. A Fake Bostonian is an out-ah-townah who possesses a Boston sweatshirt, says that they're from Boston, and has a varying degree of a Boston accent (usually they drop their r's, but don't have the vowels right).

Often seen using the water fountain instead of the bubblah, using their blinkers and calling them directionals, driving cautiously, putting rubber bands in their shopping carts instead of elastics in their carriage, and driving in traffic circles instead of rotarys.

Person: Can you put this in the shopping caht?

Bostonian: Fucking A, ah you a Fake Bostonian? Everyone around heah calls it a carriage.

Fake Bostonian by Bahstonian January 21, 2011

Bostonian 

person who was born and grew up in Boston. Die Hard Sports fan from the Sox To the Bruins. Knows there way around the twists and turns of downtown. Has a knack for hating anything New York related. Sometimes might leave off an "r" or add "wicked" when speaking or put an "ie" in ur neighborhoods name and call it "Westie" or "Southie" and of course the MBTA is just the "T".

Mike had lived in boston since he was a boy, now having been there for most of his life he is no doubt a Bostonian for life.

Bostonian by Boston Joe September 2, 2007