Padraig's definitions

Banana

1. A great tool used by teenage girls who can’t afford a vibrator or can’t get a boyfriend. Can also be used by homosexual boys.
2. Another word for a penis

1. She/ he inserted the banana inside herself/himself.
2. He/she inserted the banana inside him/her.

by Padraig April 20, 2019

gowel

slang word for vagina.

up the bum no harm done in the gowel you`ll hear a howl.

by PADRAIG May 13, 2005

baston

Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.

Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".

by Padraig August 11, 2005