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bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings 

What people really are.
Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling 

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness
Yo shit head. What are you up to?
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Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

Legend Bastard 

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.

bastard bedworth 

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos
Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

Ugly Bastard 

The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
Ugly Bastard by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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