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When the weather outside is so cold that it makes you want to call it a bastard

The term is especially apt when you get caught by a gust of freezing wind
"Hey, have you been outside today?"

"Yeah, I'd put on a few layers if I were you. It's bastardly cold out there"
by mib2347 December 14, 2011
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