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The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
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by ItsInsidium March 22, 2018
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"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
Ahmed: Wanna walk to the station?
Joseph: Nah, allow it blud, can't be arsed, I'mma get the bus.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
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A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
by BlimeyCunt June 06, 2018
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Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.
This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.
by Fuck-off-Regis April 14, 2018
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The most horrible thing to ever exist
Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.
by DaNewb360 March 15, 2018
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