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The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
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by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018
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A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
by Young-Sandwich June 13, 2018
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Ugly Bastards are usually fat, middle age men with certain bodily features that most people find appalling.
This ugly bastard had his way with me, don’t tell anyone.
by Fuck-off-Regis May 26, 2018
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The most horrible thing to ever exist
Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.
by DaNewb360 March 16, 2018
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