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assrat by handsome_hyena August 1, 2008
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Assrat
Sexiest dude alive. Great at talking to people and being an awesome dude in general. Assrats have won numerous gold medals in the olympics and will always give you the cauldron when asked. Always ready to humiliate you when needed and attracts tons of girls. 'Assrats are the best' Every person ever
Assrat by Saber_Tooth_Rat April 22, 2021
assrat bastard
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013
24 carat asshat
A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.
Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.
24 carat asshat by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017
Assbath
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
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