bastardy
When a kitten has diarrhea all over the floor several times a day, one might say, "Dexter, you are such a bastardy kitten."
bastardy by Dexter's owner January 10, 2004
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Legend Bastard
A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.
When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.
Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.
Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.
Legend Bastard by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015
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bastard bedworth
A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos
Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!
Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money
Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money
bastard bedworth by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014
assrat bastard
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013
Ugly Bastard
The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...
Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...
Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
Ugly Bastard by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018
cheating bastard
See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
cheating bastard by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
Ugly Bastard
A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
Ugly Bastard by BlimeyCunt June 13, 2018
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