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crap baskets 

Used in the place of 'crap', 'shit' or 'fuck'. The phrase 'Crap Baskets' means a wicker basket full of human/animal waste
crap baskets by TC McClain December 2, 2014

silicone baskets 

Slang for female breasts. Not to be confused with milkwagons.
There is no way those breasts are real they have to be silicone baskets

basketride 

When a female or receiving male, sits in a basket that is wound so that when released gyrates in circular motion whilst the other partner sits below the basket with his penis inserted into the vagina or anus. Apparently this causes extreme pleasure on the part of the one not in the basket.
Hey eddie how was your trip to Thailand?

It was great man, i paid 1,000 Baht for a basketride and i came in like 10 seconds, fucking amazing man.
basketride by B.R Fanatic May 22, 2008

Basketcase

Sometimes percieved as an insult, usually a stereotype or label.

A basketcase is common word used to describe a social outcast in school. Some characteristics of a basketcase included emotional instability, weirdness, and constant isolation from mainstream society. A basketcase is often independent and isolationist, in other words, anti-social.

This word was widely used in the 80s. Like most slang prior to the 90s, it has fallen into disuse. Today, a basketcase can be categorized in three groups known as the goth, emo, and punk.
"You are such a basketcase!" - Random Prep
"I know, I don't follow the trend, you got a problem with that?" - Basketcase
Basketcase by HaXor Dude February 20, 2005

basketshelf 

A sensei of great power and wisdom and does push-ups on his pinkies. He is also great at card jitsu in club penguin. He also loves orange je-lo in the shape of MARSHAWN lynch. His best friend is a turkey named johnathon tinkle winkle. He gets all of his furniture from Dave and busters and college dorms. His hobbies consist of mario, water polo, eating orange je-lo, doing backflips, black people, punching Oreos, doing push-ups on his pinkies, and boxing action figure batman. He also lives with Waldo, Shaquille O Neal, johnathon the turkey, FLO from progressive, Jake from State Farm, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Basketshelf is love basketshelf is life
basketshelf by Kill bill April 7, 2015

Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.
TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."