Barrellism 

Noun. A frankly shocking typo with usually only two or less correctly placed letters.

“Cus the lads obv knew catfish and the bottle men who are relatively massive in that criwf.” Criwf is a barrellism for the word ‘crowd’.

Barrellism by Poison Peach February 10, 2021

Reverse Pork Barrelling 

The misappropriation of government funds to marginal electorates when close to an election, with the intention of winning more seats.

First used by Senator McKenzie of LNP in January 2020, in relation to the awarding of $100 million sports grants prior to the 2019 elections.

After being found by the ANAO to have run a biased and parallel assessment to Sports Australia, she was asked, "Did you pork barrell?" Bridget replied,

"Well if anything... there's a case of reverse pork barrelling going on" She went on to explain how because of her intervention and process, that a greater number of projects were supported in Labour electorates. The Auditor general found that she had favoured marginal seats.

Reverse Pork Barrelling by Kahmina January 17, 2020

barrelling

Going really fast.

Shit Earl, we sure are barrelling down this back-road, you sure you know the way?

barrelling by Earl. November 2, 2008

Darrellism 

The belief that music should be the only god to be worshiped and that is a way to relieve suffering through soundscapes

My buddy Lee was totally tweaked up until he resorted to his Darrelist methods to calm himself because practices Darrellism

Darrellism by Zee Devil November 19, 2009

barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.

"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

barrelling by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells 

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells in a nutshell
Black Rubber Cock Murder Weapon thats all you need to know

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells by The Man Who Fist Small Animals May 4, 2010

Barrelling

sit on the inside of a barrel naked and shout out dirty talk to your partner on the outside who is meanwhile masturbating and just before ejaculating they enter a hole of the barrel and spunk over their partner then push them down a hill spilling the contents all over them.

i once tried barrelling with my boyfriend, it was a messy situation but he made sure to shower thoroughly ;)

Barrelling by pennynickle May 29, 2009