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barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.
"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

Barrelling

sit on the inside of a barrel naked and shout out dirty talk to your partner on the outside who is meanwhile masturbating and just before ejaculating they enter a hole of the barrel and spunk over their partner then push them down a hill spilling the contents all over them.
i once tried barrelling with my boyfriend, it was a messy situation but he made sure to shower thoroughly ;)
Barrelling by pennynickle May 29, 2009

Reverse Pork Barrelling 

The misappropriation of government funds to marginal electorates when close to an election, with the intention of winning more seats.
First used by Senator McKenzie of LNP in January 2020, in relation to the awarding of $100 million sports grants prior to the 2019 elections.

After being found by the ANAO to have run a biased and parallel assessment to Sports Australia, she was asked, "Did you pork barrell?" Bridget replied,

"Well if anything... there's a case of reverse pork barrelling going on" She went on to explain how because of her intervention and process, that a greater number of projects were supported in Labour electorates. The Auditor general found that she had favoured marginal seats.
Reverse Pork Barrelling by Kahmina January 17, 2020

Double Barreling

The unfortunate event, usually due to food poisoning, of vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.
Several hours after our date at the Chinese restaurant, my wife and I got food poisoning and were double barreling all night long.
Double Barreling by JohnnyK30 December 22, 2015

Barretting 

Working endlessly on a really difficult literature assignment. The word came from Ms. Barrett, an intimidating and yet loving literature teacher.
Non-Barretter: "Hey wanna go out for movies tonight?"
Barretter: "Nah, about 3 more hours of barretting to go, on the writings of Emerson."

Non-Barretter: "I read books to entertain myself."
Barretter: "I read books to find the Truth."
Barretting by Guy from SF August 13, 2011

darrelling

When a guy named Darrell starts going on a rant. He is darrelling again.
We were riding in the car when Darrell got mad and started darrelling.
darrelling by Darrelling July 28, 2018
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