Barneycel 

A fan of New Order and Joy Division with behaviors leaning towards (but not crossing into) incel territory.

Have you seen how many photos of Bernard Sumner they have? What a total barneycel.

Barneycel by L-CAP February 24, 2025

barnycles 

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles

Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles

barnycles by natsatsplat March 12, 2011

Barneycorn 

The bumps in the deepest realm of your ladies turd cutter. Most of you short dicks will never experience the sensation of a Barneycorn but for those endowed...read on

I was so deep in that bitch's ass, I knocked off a Barneycorn.

Barneycorn by a$$man February 27, 2015

BarneySplat 

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything

Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!

BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019

barneycam 

A strange little video series that the white house produces that stars the presidents dog Barney. Would be a typical you-tube quality film except for its produced in the White House by all of our nations top leaders and some celebrities.

Boy 1: Have you seen the new barneycam? Its super swell!
Boy 2: Well golly g! I haven't gandered at it as of now but I sure will!

barneycam by Indigoz December 11, 2006

barneyed 

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

barneyed by raunak_k December 9, 2008

barneyed 

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007