Barneycorn

The bumps in the deepest realm of your ladies turd cutter. Most of you short dicks will never experience the sensation of a Barneycorn but for those endowed...read on

I was so deep in that bitch's ass, I knocked off a Barneycorn.

by a$$man February 27, 2015

Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

John Barleycorn

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.

"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."

by S.Alexander October 29, 2008

Barneycore

The perfect and complete opposite of hardcore esp. in outdoor sports and recreation.

"Bro, that dude napping on the trail is totally Barneycore."

by Barneycore August 11, 2012

barleycorns

A word similar in definition to fiddlesticks, used when expressing frustration or awe.

Gretchen: Prudence, Jessica shaved her head!"
Prudence: Oh Barleycorns!

by avoriciousskirt December 2, 2007

Bojarian Barleycorns

A measurement. Universal in mankind, everyone understands Bojarian Barleycorns. A common increment of weight or length.

"Say bro, how many Bojarian Barleycorns did Benson's burbii weigh ?"
"Yo, homie. That mofo burbii weighed eight and three eighths of Debns finest utilitarian measurements."

by Tinca July 21, 2022