The bumps in the deepest realm of your ladies turd cutter. Most of you short dicks will never experience the sensation of a Barneycorn but for those endowed...read on
A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.