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barnycles 

Noun: when a female boarder or biker falls too many times on her butt and her labia swells to look like purple testicles hanging between her legs- thus combining Barney and testicles
Ooh babe, you better put some ice on those barnycles
barnycles by natsatsplat March 12, 2011
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barnacle 

verb

to attach or adhere to something (can be either literal or figurative), like the crustacean of the same name that attaches itself to the hull of a ship
“I walked into one of those high-end stores on Rodeo Drive and I was amazed at how few products were on display. The floorspace was wide open. I guess they need all that open room to house the army of sales associates that stand ready to barnacle their lips to your keister.”
barnacle by goose_on_a_roof August 26, 2022

Ugly Barnacle 

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star
Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(
Ugly Barnacle by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house
Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him
Lil barnacle by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"
jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018
Lil Barnacle by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019

Lil Barnacle

A SoundCloud rapper who is rising very quickly. His songs are based on crude humor and usually includes instrumentals of the soundtrack of TV show Spongebob Squarepants.
Yo, Lil Barnacle is the shit.
Have you heard Lil Barnacle's shit yet?
Lil Barnacle by Centiliter September 20, 2017

love barnacle 

On my birthday, my ex girlfriend , Talia, shared her love barnacles with me.
love barnacle by Tawmace September 7, 2018
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
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