Barneveld 

Place where everyone is thought to be Hicks. The only thing anyone ever knows about Barneveld is that a tornado flattened it.

"Omg she is such a Barneveld, she drove her tractor to school today." or "Here comes another Barneveld, everyone go to the basement, before it hits."

Barneveld by Fiddle Stick May 27, 2008

barneyed 

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!

barneyed by raunak_k December 9, 2008

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

kacey barnfield 

Young british actress

kacey barnfield by Anonymous October 5, 2003

barneyed 

to become intoxicated to the point you act stupid and happy like the purple dinosaur.

Dude, Joe got so barneyed last night I wanted to smack the piss out of him.

barneyed by DDLittle September 29, 2007

barnfield 

A group of tubby farmers with pig like bodies. Commonly found in Shropshire sleeping around the family. Barnfield's also enjoy shitting in the park like mankey faggot dogs. Get turned by anything to do with the countryside e.g badgers, tractors and hay bails. These round fuckers should be imprisoned forever or just killled off as they are unpleasant people.

"i heard you met a barnfield at the party last week"
"yes, he was a looney midget freak"

barnfield by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

Barnesed 

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

Barnesed by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019